When you lean back, eyes glazing upon watching the endless contumelious ravings of pkers, marveling in the industry of humankind and his lofty attempts at self amusement by harnessing the very stones from the earth. You come to realize after slaying yet another Black Dragon, that he is merely a metaphor, a symbolic act to charge one's inner demons, to seek the treasure of peace, and self control. Your mind reels, chaos endemic in this state, you desperately seek guidance from this orderless world, this world of ones and zeroes molded to capitalistic gratification. You see scroll across the screen "buying nats 320 ea" and suddenly all snaps back into sordid contempt, "that fool", you muse to yourself, "he could get them at 300 ea".

Parfington could write a book about taking a dump and I’d read it.

He's the litterate version of Thorn...

When you finally get a drop in Event Week but it turns out to be a fucking eastern egg.

When you're losing to Iceland, but then the roosters start crowing and the cows start spinning circles in the pasture.

When u want to ________ but your 12.

Some of these are too damn funny lmfao

Kids. jesus christ.

The event will be finished on friday, no winner yet haha.

When someone asks you "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

https://i.imgur.com/HSTHUcW.png

Winner