hahahahaha damn bro im dieing

When someone claims you ran after winning a stake but in reality you had an emergenturd.

When you afk at black drags and someone says you dropped a dmed while you were gone and won't give it to you

alternatively,

When your mom won't buy you a sub this month

and another,

When you see three christmas crackers at a drop party, but you have dialup

When you're at the rare event "world drop" party and you thought you click on the christmas cracker.... then check inventory........

When you sell all your swordfish for 250 each, then someone globals "buying swordfish 350 each"

when u realize mike has no life

the day sw0o0o0oo0osh came along

When you lean back, eyes glazing upon watching the endless contumelious ravings of pkers, marveling in the industry of humankind and his lofty attempts at self amusement by harnessing the very stones from the earth. You come to realize after slaying yet another Black Dragon, that he is merely a metaphor, a symbolic act to charge one's inner demons, to seek the treasure of peace, and self control. Your mind reels, chaos endemic in this state, you desperately seek guidance from this orderless world, this world of ones and zeroes molded to capitalistic gratification. You see scroll across the screen "buying nats 320 ea" and suddenly all snaps back into sordid contempt, "that fool", you muse to yourself, "he could get them at 300 ea".

When you lean back, eyes glazing upon watching the endless contumelious ravings of pkers, marveling in the industry of humankind and his lofty attempts at self amusement by harnessing the very stones from the earth. You come to realize after slaying yet another Black Dragon, that he is merely a metaphor, a symbolic act to charge one's inner demons, to seek the treasure of peace, and self control. Your mind reels, chaos endemic in this state, you desperately seek guidance from this orderless world, this world of ones and zeroes molded to capitalistic gratification. You see scroll across the screen "buying nats 320 ea" and suddenly all snaps back into sordid contempt, "that fool", you muse to yourself, "he could get them at 300 ea".

LOL what?!